It's not about money, it's about sending a message.
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Hook those coffins up to generators for infinite free electricity.
Phase 1: Fuck around
Phase 2: Find out
The general rule is to go by sound.
Read aloud, RTS is pronounced "are-tee-ess", so it starts with a vowel sound, so it's "an RTS".
The same rule also applies to regular words. For example, "an hour" is preferred because the "h" is silent.
Those fish know what they did.
"I'd like to share a revelation I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with their surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to another area, and you multiply, and you multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are the cure." -Agent Smith
If there's 1000 subscribers, shouldn't this post have 1000 upvotes? Someone's not pulling their weight!
Good advice, but is this a meme?
The only problem is humans are completely incapable of doing this for more than a few minutes. It's why lifeguards are required to take frequent breaks, for example, or why TSA agents find the water bottles but miss the guns. But it still works as a magical fig leaf for the company to deflect liability.
Get life insurance. Hire hitman. Pay hitman with the life insurance money.
🎵 It's the circle of life... 🎵
Problem: Large studios aren't winning awards, because their products aren't as creative as smaller studios.
Microsoft solution: If you buy up all the small studios and close them down, then the awards will have to go to large studios, because there are no small studios.
Result: Line go up stonks.
This isn't funny, this is just the sad state of software these days.