ooterness

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[–] ooterness 123 points 9 months ago (2 children)

This isn't funny, this is just the sad state of software these days.

[–] ooterness 74 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's not about money, it's about sending a message.

[–] ooterness 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hook those coffins up to generators for infinite free electricity.

[–] ooterness 79 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Phase 1: Fuck around

Phase 2: Find out

[–] ooterness 19 points 9 months ago

The general rule is to go by sound.

Read aloud, RTS is pronounced "are-tee-ess", so it starts with a vowel sound, so it's "an RTS".

The same rule also applies to regular words. For example, "an hour" is preferred because the "h" is silent.

[–] ooterness 7 points 9 months ago

Those fish know what they did.

[–] ooterness 34 points 9 months ago (38 children)

"I'd like to share a revelation I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with their surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to another area, and you multiply, and you multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are the cure." -Agent Smith

[–] ooterness 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If there's 1000 subscribers, shouldn't this post have 1000 upvotes? Someone's not pulling their weight!

[–] ooterness 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Good advice, but is this a meme?

[–] ooterness 11 points 9 months ago (4 children)

The only problem is humans are completely incapable of doing this for more than a few minutes. It's why lifeguards are required to take frequent breaks, for example, or why TSA agents find the water bottles but miss the guns. But it still works as a magical fig leaf for the company to deflect liability.

[–] ooterness 3 points 9 months ago

Get life insurance. Hire hitman. Pay hitman with the life insurance money.

🎵 It's the circle of life... 🎵

[–] ooterness 45 points 9 months ago

Problem: Large studios aren't winning awards, because their products aren't as creative as smaller studios.

Microsoft solution: If you buy up all the small studios and close them down, then the awards will have to go to large studios, because there are no small studios.

Result: Line go up stonks.

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