I found this podcast which matches the title and author. However, it's about monkeys, not a spaceship. Thank you for trying?
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Why am I reminded of the Self Aware Megalomaniacal Computer Storage facility from Star Trek: Lower Decks?
Do not cite the deep magic to me, OP, I was there when it was released.
Is he, though? Duke Nukem is a huge fanboy. He can't go give minutes without quoting some movie or other.
Relevant comic: https://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/whos-to-say-duke-cant-have-hobbies
That's some genius-level out of the box thinking. You're hired!
Okay, but what if I have a lamb, a cabbage, and a wolf? Obviously I can only bring one at a time over the wall, but the lamb will eat the cabbage if I'm not there...
US Army logistics catalogs are organized this way. "Cookies, oatmeal" instead of "Oatmeal cookies" because it's a lot easier to find what you need an a giant alphabetical list.
Death Defiance: Upon taking lethal damage, instead briefly become invulnerable and restore 50% HP.
Fallout narrator: "Trash...trash never changes."