ooterness

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[–] ooterness 3 points 8 months ago

Fallout narrator: "Trash...trash never changes."

[–] ooterness 2 points 8 months ago

I found this podcast which matches the title and author. However, it's about monkeys, not a spaceship. Thank you for trying?

[–] ooterness 8 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Why am I reminded of the Self Aware Megalomaniacal Computer Storage facility from Star Trek: Lower Decks?

[–] ooterness 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
[–] ooterness 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Do not cite the deep magic to me, OP, I was there when it was released.

[–] ooterness -1 points 9 months ago
[–] ooterness 8 points 9 months ago

Is he, though? Duke Nukem is a huge fanboy. He can't go give minutes without quoting some movie or other.

Relevant comic: https://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/whos-to-say-duke-cant-have-hobbies

[–] ooterness 3 points 9 months ago

That's some genius-level out of the box thinking. You're hired!

[–] ooterness 31 points 9 months ago (10 children)

Okay, but what if I have a lamb, a cabbage, and a wolf? Obviously I can only bring one at a time over the wall, but the lamb will eat the cabbage if I'm not there...

[–] ooterness 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

US Army logistics catalogs are organized this way. "Cookies, oatmeal" instead of "Oatmeal cookies" because it's a lot easier to find what you need an a giant alphabetical list.

[–] ooterness 5 points 9 months ago

Death Defiance: Upon taking lethal damage, instead briefly become invulnerable and restore 50% HP.

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