niktemadur

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[–] niktemadur 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What about rickettsia, then?

Or how about stealth covid, never any of the full-blown symptoms, never came out positive on any test, but something somewhere along the way subtly flipped and now things ain't the way they used to be, these damn kids nowadays with their Ohio and skibidi and GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

[–] niktemadur 1 points 1 month ago

I mean this in the best possible way, with utmost admiration:
This feels like a classic Tintin cartoon panel.

[–] niktemadur 3 points 1 month ago (4 children)

But they were the ones that prayed, if it wasn't for them bringing it up to the storm god of the desert's attention, he would have done NOTHING, you see? The narcissism behind the veil of piety?

[–] niktemadur 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

... and then confidently declare that they made it happen?

[–] niktemadur 3 points 1 month ago

Ah yes... the ol' Planck approach, I like it!

[–] niktemadur 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

peanut rubber for WWII

Ok, it sounds like you're making shit up, although I know it's true.
There was also hemp oil and hemp rope, used extensively in planes and ships. Then it got criminalized (or re-criminalized, I forget) right after the war ended. Gotta keep those Dupont execs rolling in the patents money, amirite!

Still, this is some gourmet Willy Wonka fantasy material.
Has a comic/manga made GWC into a steampunk superhero scientist yet?

[–] niktemadur 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ok, sure, why not, but wait, hear me out:
A.I.-powered toilet, on the blockchain, and call it Shitcoin!

[–] niktemadur 1 points 1 month ago

Phong shue!

[–] niktemadur 7 points 1 month ago

No, Frodo did not, in fact, destroy the ring.
It was Gollum that done did the deed!

[–] niktemadur 6 points 1 month ago

How stupid delusional entitled can stupid delusional entitled get?
It's a near-bottomless pit in that flat and dull cartoon fantasyland between their ears, a smooth lump of white fat where wrinkly brain matter should have been, but grew in time atrophied.

[–] niktemadur 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"And just what is it that happens inside the box?"
"Quantum yeets!"

[–] niktemadur 8 points 1 month ago

Admiral McArtroll!

I shall return... to shitposting!

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