niktemadur

joined 2 years ago
[–] niktemadur 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He disapproves of you because you're not letting him IN.

[–] niktemadur 2 points 3 weeks ago

Scooping up a root folder alias without noticing and dumping it in the trash icon.

[–] niktemadur 1 points 3 weeks ago

WiFiLLLLLLLLSON!

[–] niktemadur 7 points 3 weeks ago

Naturally, both of these dingbats forgot to bring the Visine along.

[–] niktemadur 6 points 3 weeks ago

The Hebrew Storm God of the Desert sitting there like Cheems, while the Macedonian HUMANS find islands and turn them into peninsulas.

[–] niktemadur 1 points 3 weeks ago

This would make for a great large poster for a hip, crowded bar, placed in the area where people stand and wait to use the restroom.

[–] niktemadur 1 points 3 weeks ago

Ah yes... the rock n roll lifestyle.

First chance they got, they started swigging Jack Daniels, didn't they? That was still two centuries in the future, though.

[–] niktemadur 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think it's more like only Blake-heads can comprehend.
Then Blake himself was a Milton-head, "Paradise Lost" and all that.

Adding to that, Blake never published any of his own work during his lifetime, it was only after his death that reams of his poetry and drawings were found, Blake posthumously revealed as a deep, secret mystic.

[–] niktemadur 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Angst, weltschmerz, fin de siècle ennui... call it what you will... your cat is in a rut, and urgently needs to be confused.

Time to call:
CONFUSE-A-CAT LTD.
Europe's leading cat confusing service.

[–] niktemadur 5 points 3 weeks ago

If they're gonna be handing out fake ass particles, I want a Thompson plum pudding model, please!

[–] niktemadur 6 points 3 weeks ago

Tiny capsules, smaller astronauts... it's easier getting that lighter payload into orbit.

[–] niktemadur 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

People who pee in their brother's sneakers in the closet because brother locked himself in the bathroom taking a shower, told you to go fuck yourself when you banged on the door and yelled at him to open up.

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