nikosey

joined 11 months ago
[–] nikosey 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

rats can't vomit

[–] nikosey 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

if you ask a police officer for a piece of candy then legally they have to give you one

[–] nikosey 37 points 10 months ago (11 children)

My grandmother got me some uranium because she knows I'm into reactors. I didn't have the heart to tell her she got scammed & it was all depleted.

[–] nikosey 5 points 10 months ago

Kirk was the wisest Beach Boy of them all. RIP in peace.

[–] nikosey 4 points 11 months ago

with that kind of resume he wont be single for long

[–] nikosey 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

ill second that, i thought it would be a problem but decided to just endure the cold because i didnt feel like running power over to the toilet but turned out not to be a problem at all. if anything its sort of refreshing lol

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