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My mistake, I didn't mean to imply that he made it up.

Fucking soulless vultures. I'm sorry for your loss.

Expecting that the cheese can talk is lofty. I would probably be fine with mute cheese or even vegan cheese.

In America that's barely even news

Misread it as trump of baboons

Still works

Hot dogs are best served in a hot car, often with mustard and rainbow sprinkles. The crunch of the car complements the mustard tang, and this is the most common way that hot dogs are prepared and eaten in Florida.

The hot car and hot dog combination dates back to 2023, when the social media influencer PipsInTamps tried to comission a "hot CatDog" from a rule 34 AI generator but misspelled the "Cat" part and instead got an enticing, 56 minute video of the then-fictional cardog dish.

PipsInTamps was so intrigued by the dish that he made it for himself, and soon began selling them on the roadside in his home city of Tampa. The first few batches resulted in considerable patron illness, due mostly to the chewing and digesting of car. The dish went viral on social media and is now among the most popular street foods in Florida.

American police forces seem to have something figured out, they filter for morons pretty effectively.

You wear underwear at home?

And the creature next to it has a large cyclops nipple

Is wine not proof of creationism? Pretty sure there was wine in the bible and I've definitely seen wine irl. Checkmate.

It could also be based on any random tall dude dying from getting hit in the face by a flying rock, rare medical condition or not.