mycodesucks

joined 10 months ago
[–] mycodesucks 8 points 2 months ago

Found GLORY in your kids' Skittles.

Ftfy

[–] mycodesucks 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean, winning isn't the last step. The democrats are more likely to implement anything meaningful than the republicans, but we're still going to have to drag them kicking and screaming into doing it. If everyone breathes a sigh of relief and relaxes on November 7th nothing will change. The real work STARTS then.

[–] mycodesucks 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

That has nothing to do with this. That's the interstate popular vote compact and all it does is make the winner of the popular vote the winner of the election. It does absolutely nothing to end two party dominance, and continues all of the exact same flaws of the existing system but without the electoral college, and even that only in the unlikely event that the compact survives the inevitable challenge in the supreme court. You still only get one vote for one candidate and it comes necessarily at the expense of any others.

[–] mycodesucks 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But first he will accidentally the whole thing.

[–] mycodesucks 5 points 2 months ago

Actually, in his case, I'd wager they range from NOTHING to jail time.

[–] mycodesucks 4 points 2 months ago

Just saving it for you.

[–] mycodesucks 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] mycodesucks 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Say it with me now!

CRITICIZING 👏 THE 👏 ISRAELI 👏 GOVERNMENT 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 CRITICIZING 👏THE 👏 JEWISH 👏 PEOPLE. THEY 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 A 👏 BORG 👏 HIVEMIND.

[–] mycodesucks 3 points 2 months ago

I can recognize a joke when I see one. Take my upvote.

[–] mycodesucks 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I was JUST thinking my taxes are too low!

[–] mycodesucks 20 points 2 months ago (9 children)

I'm with you. What's your plan?

 

Why is Worf in Engineering anyway?

 

It's called "CoinciDental"

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⬇️ push (lemmy.world)
 

Why would you assume I agree with something just because I said it?

 

Smugly satisfied pundit face

 

Sorry... the cold must be getting to me.

 
 

I'll post a complaint about this in 5 minutes when my phone's UI is responsive again.

 

You know you're unlucky when federal agencies get involved.

 
 
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boo.py (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by mycodesucks to c/memes
 

My best prank and I won't even be around to see it

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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by mycodesucks to c/memes
 

Homestar Runner is now canon to the Metroid universe

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