muffedtrims

joined 1 year ago
[–] muffedtrims 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't think flicking my thumb takes much energy.

[–] muffedtrims 15 points 5 months ago

That is one long question, not a bit of punctuation until the question mark at the end.

[–] muffedtrims 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Pornhub was launched on 25 May 2007. Just saying...

[–] muffedtrims 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

And oh so sticky

[–] muffedtrims 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My power button long press only activates Google assistant, it never pops the power menu. Maybe it's a setting somewhere.

[–] muffedtrims 12 points 5 months ago (3 children)

On my pixel 6 it is power + Volume Up to access the power menu with lockdown.

[–] muffedtrims 2 points 5 months ago

Money printer go brrrrrrrrrr

[–] muffedtrims 18 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Only 4? Those are rookie numbers.

[–] muffedtrims 164 points 5 months ago (9 children)

The cocktail made of orange juice and vodka is called a screwdriver

[–] muffedtrims 39 points 5 months ago

Bigus Duckis

[–] muffedtrims 5 points 6 months ago

Cuck Chair is a slang term for a chair situated nearby and facing a bed, allowing for a cuckold to sit and watch their partner have sex with another person. Cuck chairs are often found in hotel rooms, inspiring the viral meme catchphrase, "Every Hotel Got the Cuck Chair."

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