mtpender

joined 6 months ago
[–] mtpender 11 points 1 week ago

[Chuckles] "I'm in danger."

[–] mtpender -3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No thanks, I prefer not starving to death in a gulag.

[–] mtpender 48 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

He's just a modern day Thomas Edison, the only thing he invented was a way to steal other people's credit.

[–] mtpender 3 points 4 weeks ago

"Remember, Grandfather Nurgle loves you."

[–] mtpender 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That is a sail...

[–] mtpender 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

GOP: "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!"

[–] mtpender 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He looks like he wants to steal my picnic basket...

[–] mtpender 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We take Jerusalem!

[–] mtpender 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

In the grim darkness of the present day, there is only cold food and drink.

[–] mtpender 6 points 1 month ago

My grandfather has a fridge that has been in operation since the late 70's. (It's a leopard brand fridge, the company no longer exists)

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