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When did Willow start commentating at football games?

“Hey! You’re not supposed to do that!”

“Is there a specific law being broken?”

“Well…no, not exactly. But it breaks with tradition!”

The only thing you’ll regret about going to a movie solo is not doing it sooner. It’s liberating.

Seriously. Is anybody surprised by these headlines?

Nobody should be surprised by this.

Reminds me of Jonah Hill’s character in Don’t Look Up. “I timed that shit perfectly.”

It feels like I’m on the game show Press Your Luck while reading these headlines. “Holy shit, please don’t be real, hopefully I’ll see a link to theonion.com - AND STOP!”

What the actual fuck is going on? Would Joe Rogan getting an appointment be a bridge too far for his supporters or is nothing off the table?

Another “norm” that we thought was a requirement. The shittiest Civics class.

Same! “THAT…is why I always fly Delta.”

This belongs in dataisbeautiful.

I’ve seen this movie. It’s the one where AI determines we are the issue and initiates the “extermination” protocol.

Edit: With a dash of “Don’t Look Up”.

Honorable mentions: “source of truth” and “sanity check”.