meleethecat

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[–] meleethecat 18 points 3 months ago (10 children)

They gave us the aquaduct

[–] meleethecat 13 points 3 months ago

I think he started wearing the belt because he lost a lot of weight from cancer.

[–] meleethecat 7 points 3 months ago

He’s looking for gumby and pokey.

[–] meleethecat 9 points 3 months ago

To expand, Windows NT was originally a microkernel system where all the drivers were in userspace. This is more stable but ended up being very slow. With NT 4, they started moving drivers into the kernel and it was really buggy in the beginning. It wasn’t until NT 4 SP3 that it was usable.

[–] meleethecat 20 points 3 months ago (3 children)

She should’ve just lassoed a passing moose.

[–] meleethecat 3 points 3 months ago

There is a willow grows aslant a brook, That shows his hoar leaves in the glassy stream. There with fantastic garlands did she come Of crow-flowers, nettles, daisies, and long purples That liberal shepherds give a grosser name, But our cold maids do dead men's fingers call them

[–] meleethecat 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Didn’t the polls show Clinton beating Trump in 2016?

[–] meleethecat 6 points 3 months ago

I don’t think that’s true because I find strangers are a lot nicer to me when I wear a suit than they are when I wear a tshirt and jeans.

[–] meleethecat 1 points 3 months ago

Should anyone?

[–] meleethecat -2 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] meleethecat 5 points 3 months ago

This is why you let everyone else get off the airplane first.

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