lemmingnosis

joined 11 months ago
[–] lemmingnosis 28 points 4 months ago

"I've been on gel that makes you orange for three years but I still greyscalemode in public" (I've been using a gel that makes my skin appear orange for three years, but I still appear in a muted, grayscale-like manner in public)

"My spectral decomposition is too close to homogeneous everyone can see it" (The distribution of colors in my appearance is too uniform and lacking in variety, so it is obvious to everyone)

"I have accepted my fate as an orangecel desaturatoid" (I have accepted my fate as an orange-colored, desaturated and dull version of myself)

"luckchromatic primaroids such as yourself could never understand" (People with normal, vibrant color perception like yourself could never truly understand my experience)

[–] lemmingnosis 13 points 4 months ago (4 children)

? horses are very strong, like 1HP+

[–] lemmingnosis 20 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Don’t hesitate to advocate for Universal Basic Income (UBI).

Maybe consider how greedy capitalists will fight back (and to be fair whether life would get more difficult for retail employees).

If IRL stores are just big vending machines, you’d have to get into credit card fraud or something to shoplift 😳

That’s probably a huge hassle - always looking over your shoulder, wondering if your TOR (internet privacy) settings were up to snuff…

tl;dr guillotines

[–] lemmingnosis 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What do you mean?? APSAB

[–] lemmingnosis 1 points 5 months ago

So maybe I can just tap the + in Bitwarden from an app and it might save the ID…

Thought I’d tried that but can’t remember! Will test, thanks.

[–] lemmingnosis 1 points 5 months ago

I want to believe that if Netanyahu could send cotton candy to a neighboring country in order to drive the kids out, his heart and not any thought of PR would have him do so instead of murder.

[–] lemmingnosis 3 points 5 months ago

Something something schizophrenia

[–] lemmingnosis 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Surely. Almost nobody likes dead kids.

[–] lemmingnosis 6 points 5 months ago

Qenocide!!

It’s His next message!

[–] lemmingnosis 6 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Can rocks or doornails protest

If so that’s still a maybe

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