lars

joined 2 years ago
[–] lars 12 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Size is a fad. Just ask David.

[–] lars 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Like most people who sleep with men, I think all dicks are worthy

[–] lars 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Wow — congratulations to the people of California!

Except the “placeholder”.

[–] lars 5 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I assumed it would be a little like New York’s junior senator, Kirsten Gillibrand? She was someone most New Yorkers had never heard of, but when Senator Hillary Clinton vacated the seat, Gillibrand was assigned to it by then-governor and thus has never, and will never, run in a competitive election.

[–] lars 3 points 1 year ago

Swap either:

  • Dems for Reps, or
  • metric for imperials
  • . . .
  • Profit
[–] lars 2 points 1 year ago

Je vous attends

[–] lars 12 points 1 year ago

says “Gesundheit” Archedly

[–] lars 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don’t have anything against the straights. I’m not a heterophobe – I’m a real cool dude — but when those people talk about not washing their asses, it’s only natural for us to feel a little bit of heterophobia against their lifestyle.

[–] lars 2 points 1 year ago

So… yes? We could put both in?

[–] lars 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If you have a problem with the way Jesus authored The Star-Spangled Banner, then maybe you should move to France: La Marseillaise doesn’t allude to slavery or take pride in Americans committing treason against their leader in London.

[–] lars 1 points 1 year ago

To each, her/their own

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