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I figured soviet ships had so many weapons because only half worked at any given time

Dry aged lasagna?

I just learned this yesterday!

I still haven't figured it out

Kind of looks like Clancy Brown

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Enough community service hours to cover the amount the stole. Paid at minimum wage, of course.

If you touch it, it will fly off and bounce all around the room. Likely killing you in the process.

What does one do with international mans day? I celebrate being a man every time I go to the bathroom.

Its a slitherator

A smart TV is a dumb TV when it doesn't have an internet connection. I won't put mine on the wifi and do everything through Chromecast or Xbox.