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It's not very strange per se, but I stole a completely regular unmarked glass, by accident, because I finished it right as the next band came on and being kinda drunk I just crammed the glass into my coat pocket so I could clap and generally be enthusiastic
Still have the glass, haha. Can't think of anything else I've brought home besides maybe a napkin or flyer or something
The guyliner really brings them out, and I think he thinks that's good
he looks and acts like a guy who would rape a hot dog bun after two shots of tequila.
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To make driving more appealing, I suggest living in an unwalkable American Midwest purgatory where there's fuck-all to do but watch tractors circle fields or meth
You will begin to associate the positive emotions of escape and freedom with driving, which will make you enjoy it a lot more
Your mileage may vary, but it worked great for me
A band beanie, yesterday. I wear such a hat almost every day
Maybe do something like siphon all but 3% of the gas from the tank and let a similar amount of air from their tires
But I thought there were no cats in America?
but if they aren't working for you, pay someone else
My realtor was never on time to a single showing. He never knew the answer to any question without taking time to look it up himself. He couldn't remember my specifications and his reading comprehension was non-existent as I had to repeat myself many, many times to get any kind of point across.
If I hadn't gotten my house when I did, I would have dropped him. If I were any other kind of business owner and one of my employees acted like that people would think I was a fucking moron for keeping them on.
Your realtor is your employee. Don't be afraid to fire them for shitty performance.
Huh, neat. Yeah, I'm American so there was no tradition or anything with my story, I was just buzzed at a show