iamtrashman1312

joined 1 year ago
[–] iamtrashman1312 1 points 1 month ago

Huh, neat. Yeah, I'm American so there was no tradition or anything with my story, I was just buzzed at a show

[–] iamtrashman1312 13 points 1 month ago

Alternate fourth panel:

[–] iamtrashman1312 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

It's not very strange per se, but I stole a completely regular unmarked glass, by accident, because I finished it right as the next band came on and being kinda drunk I just crammed the glass into my coat pocket so I could clap and generally be enthusiastic

Still have the glass, haha. Can't think of anything else I've brought home besides maybe a napkin or flyer or something

[–] iamtrashman1312 2 points 1 month ago

The guyliner really brings them out, and I think he thinks that's good

[–] iamtrashman1312 3 points 1 month ago

he looks and acts like a guy who would rape a hot dog bun after two shots of tequila.

No notes, perfect

[–] iamtrashman1312 4 points 1 month ago

To make driving more appealing, I suggest living in an unwalkable American Midwest purgatory where there's fuck-all to do but watch tractors circle fields or meth

You will begin to associate the positive emotions of escape and freedom with driving, which will make you enjoy it a lot more

Your mileage may vary, but it worked great for me

[–] iamtrashman1312 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] iamtrashman1312 1 points 2 months ago

A band beanie, yesterday. I wear such a hat almost every day

[–] iamtrashman1312 5 points 2 months ago

Maybe do something like siphon all but 3% of the gas from the tank and let a similar amount of air from their tires

[–] iamtrashman1312 2 points 2 months ago

But I thought there were no cats in America?

[–] iamtrashman1312 2 points 2 months ago

but if they aren't working for you, pay someone else

My realtor was never on time to a single showing. He never knew the answer to any question without taking time to look it up himself. He couldn't remember my specifications and his reading comprehension was non-existent as I had to repeat myself many, many times to get any kind of point across.

If I hadn't gotten my house when I did, I would have dropped him. If I were any other kind of business owner and one of my employees acted like that people would think I was a fucking moron for keeping them on.

Your realtor is your employee. Don't be afraid to fire them for shitty performance.

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