helpImTrappedOnline

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[–] helpImTrappedOnline 2 points 7 months ago

Jokes on them, that key is longer the real one so it make contact with zapping device in the lock.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 2 points 7 months ago

And the only lootable thing is the glass skull the quest giver couldn't be bothered to look for themselves.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 3 points 7 months ago

Going to preface this one with an /s

You can hire a maid to assist you around the house. She can turn on and off the lights via voice command, open the blinds in the morning, lock the door when you leave, adjust the heat throught the day, open the garage door when you pull in, and so much more. You don't even need a camera to protect against pirates, for when a package arrives - she can bring it inside right away.

The privacy implications are amazing compared to other options. There's only one person watching you and you know exactly who it is. She won't sell your data to "third party partners". Most you have to worry about is her gossiping about you with her friends who are sick of hearing about some random dude on Lemmy all day.

Traditionally, there is a subscription fee. If you don't want to pay, you're best (leagl) opton is to have a kid and train them well. That will last you until you're at the age when you can't stand up and walk to the light switch, but then you can upgrade to a nurse paid for by the child who is too busy training their own child to bother with you.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 4 points 7 months ago

Speaking to a snake is fine. Making the glass disappear is the real problem.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 5 points 7 months ago

In these scenarios the trolly is too close to stop before running the victums over.

Although in this particular time, having the trolly stop would save an infinite number of lives compared to the casulaites, which would actually help it stop fatser as bodies do not make good railroad tracks [citation needed].

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 3 points 7 months ago

Book 7 was split into 2 movies...unfortually the wrong half got longer run time, but that's beside the point.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 10 points 8 months ago

A huamn brain...rare these days, but some people still have one.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Imagine that hit someone directly, probably would have ripped the whole arm off.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I can solve problems and always get my work done, but I don't even know the language/framework I use daily well enough to explain what's going on, I can just do things.

Solving problems and getting a result that someone else is happy with is 90% of engineering. No one knows everything, your job is to use what you DO know to figure something new out.

The last 10% is what you need to work on - being able to confidently explain to a boss what you do in way that they understand while sounding complex enough to justify your pay and subsequent raises.

In time you will learn whatever system your using.

However, on the flip side, if the current job isn't getting you anywhere and everyone there sucks. Leave, take the better paying job for a little while, continue working on your skills and look for a engineering job elsewhere.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 6 points 8 months ago

Not sure about 'aldut humor', that would probably cross a line for networks image.

Avatar Korra was definatly more for teens than ATLA.

Ben 10 also grew up with audience, making them teens and eventually rebooting the IP to milk the next generation.

Spongebob's hidden adult humor pretty much disapeared as the years went on. (Doubt we"ll ever see something like the panty raid again).

Teen Titans go is the opposite, taking a more teenage show and making it for younger kids.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 5 points 8 months ago

Mix them all!!!

At first its easy to tell which is which, so naturally you'll gravitate towards the new ones leaving the old in the back of the drawer. After a year so, they'll all look the same.

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