greenfish

joined 2 years ago
[–] greenfish 3 points 10 months ago

I'm sorry friend. We are going to wallop him with votes this fall. I've been creeped out many a time by a republican man but never by a trans woman in the bathroom

[–] greenfish 2 points 11 months ago

I'm sorry she deals with that. I don't get nightmares but I have trouble with concerts or seating anywhere in rows as a panic attack trigger 😅

[–] greenfish 2 points 11 months ago

ET CAN KEEP HIS FREAKY ASS OUT IN THE WOODS WHERE HE BELONGS (I was 5 too)

[–] greenfish 4 points 11 months ago

This is art!!

[–] greenfish 1 points 1 year ago

I need to know more

[–] greenfish 2 points 1 year ago

Here's to the year of the turtle 🐢

[–] greenfish 1 points 1 year ago
[–] greenfish 4 points 1 year ago

I'll add it to the list! Kiddo is 4 so we're probably just going to go to the Korean market and see what catches their interest

[–] greenfish 12 points 1 year ago

Damn! I was going to say something that would make you feel bad if you don't accomplish it but the mole people situation sounds important

[–] greenfish 2 points 1 year ago

Hubs is making this with rice and bok choy. It's just us and our kiddo tonight https://nolimitcooking.com/2022/11/03/wedding-banquet-style-roasted-chilean-sea-bass/

[–] greenfish 15 points 1 year ago

People miscarry on the toilet all the time. They also labor on the toilet. Labor pains and diarrhea go together like peanut butter and jelly

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submitted 2 years ago by greenfish to c/witchymemes
 
 

I didn't get a picture in time but thought I'd share because I found this pretty funny. My next door neighbor keeps a rubber snake in her hanging fern to keep birds from nesting in it. We were talking in the yard when she noticed a real snake tail dangling. It was trying to mate with the decoy snake 🐍. Sorry, buddy

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