goober

joined 1 year ago
[–] goober 1 points 5 days ago

Six Feet Under

What We Do in the Shadows (cuz I love that song)

[–] goober 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

We found a dead baby bird. Was told most animal babies don't live to adulthood. Knew people were animals so it was likely me and most of my friends would be dead by 21

[–] goober 9 points 3 weeks ago

Whenever I close something that locks, I touch the key that unlocks it first. This has saved me many times from locking myself out of the house and locking my keys in the car or trunk

[–] goober 16 points 1 month ago
[–] goober 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It can seem to work though. My brother-in-law tells stories about seeing his friends get out of tickets with their hand written IDs. To me those stories sound like cops stopping a car full of drunken probably armed rednecks in the middle of nowhere - cops who just want to go home alive.

[–] goober 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] goober 6 points 3 months ago

Bleach AND ammonia

[–] goober 4 points 4 months ago

Take a walk, to the post office. Don't stop til you get enough.

[–] goober 9 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Make your bed every day.

An order I received from a friend helping me out of a dark place. Asked why and was told to just do it.

[–] goober 3 points 4 months ago

Oof. So I have to go to Sweden now? Argh

[–] goober 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

During Christmas, our student union used to sell a drink called Julmust. I bought one or of curiosity and thought the first sip was horrible, but by the end of the bottle I was hooked. Was very sad when they stopped selling it

[–] goober 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Off the to of my head

Vance Gilbert - Unfamiliar Moon / Goodbye Pluto

Todd Snider - Long Year / Sunshine

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