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California 7-Eleven workers beat robber with stick until suspect starts crying in c/crazyfuckingvideos

[–] ghrian -5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Am I the only one thinking, "The second the police remove that guy from the store, those proprietors are picking up all that merchandise from the floor and from that dirty trashcan and restocking it on their shelves."?

TIL a Billy Joel biopic called "Piano Man" has been greenlit, but no rights for Joel's music, name/likeness, or life story were granted in c/[email protected]

[–] ghrian 2 points 2 years ago

Hi, my name is Jilly Boel and I play the harpsichord. I live on Staten Island and they call me the "Harpy Man". They sing, "Fling us a tune you Harpy Man! Fling us a tune for we. For we're all in good feeling for harmony, and you'll give it to us for free!"

[Received] DrunkenSlug Invitation in c/usenet

[–] ghrian 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sorry for being a ludite, but I can't figure out how to do a PM. If you want a Drunkenslug.com invite, send me a message, if you can figure out how!

Guess which fruit is this... in c/[email protected]

[–] ghrian 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Java Apple (credit to Google Lens).