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I'm glad my comment was so powerful and meaningful that it's creating a whole scandal of its own!

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So, no one?

Am I the only one who hates "-gate" used to call something a "scandal?"

Watergate was the name of the hotel, it wasn't a scandal involving water!

Yep, that's the joke.

Ask me about my weiner!

Let's use Betteridge's law of headlines to answer this question.

Do Jeffrey Epstein documents "exonerate" Donald Trump?

No.

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That's Impossible™!

I pick Firefox, what does that get me?

Vaccine court

There's a specific court just for vaccines? Is that by regular court and family court?

Of course he's from Florida. What other state would do this?

Also, it's not like Florida was taking the shot anyway.

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