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Ah see, my assumption was that Surf Dracula usually surfs at night

Nostalgia good, modern bad, blah blah, whatever. I just want to see Surf Dracula.

I’m guessing it’s a mystery and Surf Dracula is trying to find out why there’s so many vampire killings when vampires decided to chill out and live along side humans or maybe the vampires are getting to close to attacking the human love of their life or something and there’s gonna be an episode where Surf Dracula has to dress in a big, rubber, human suit to go day surfing (you know so the sunlight doesn’t kill them) to crack the case.

You have to go back to the early days to discover the true genius of Dolph like Maximum Potential he has a Maters in Science yet he sounds like a boxer who left high school at 16 and had been in the ring for 10 years.

And now I’m gonna go watch Universal Soldier again

“And to appeal to old cunts who saw Masters Of The Universe when it came out in Cinemas, Dolph Lungren …”

Btw it’s me that’s the old cunt, saw it with some mates for someone’s birthday. Was very underwhelmed

I found an article that explains who everyone is (except, hilariously, for Dolph Lungren) https://chipandco.com/hollywood-stars-face-off-against-social-media-influencers-in-launch-trailer-for-squad-busters-566523/

Word of warning that page is terrible with an ad blocker. I wouldn’t approach it without one

They need one more reason, too many reboots, remakes, sequels and franchise movies.

Also LOL at all the comments on the article saying it’s because movies are woke.

Maybe he should open the windows in his bedroom more often.

I think you want the override flag and a handcrafted override.ini file https://wiki.mozilla.org/Firefox/CommandLineOptions#-override_.2Fpath.2Fto.2Foverride.ini

This is why missions to Mars are doomed before they even begin.

Dutton is the high school tough guy who spends the entirety of his time calling others pussies.

I saw this today. A big red “we see there’s a problem with our site but fuck you we’re not fixing it”

I just assumed the artist was remembering Charles’ wish to be a tampon