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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

Nostalgia good, modern bad, blah blah, whatever. I just want to see Surf Dracula.

I’m guessing it’s a mystery and Surf Dracula is trying to find out why there’s so many vampire killings when vampires decided to chill out and live along side humans or maybe the vampires are getting to close to attacking the human love of their life or something and there’s gonna be an episode where Surf Dracula has to dress in a big, rubber, human suit to go day surfing (you know so the sunlight doesn’t kill them) to crack the case.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No, that would mean they will have to wear the suit every episode, it can't be a one off goof.

Just have them apply liberal amounts of waterproof suncream. Or just say vampires can survive the sun in this universe and that stereotypes are mean.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Ah see, my assumption was that Surf Dracula usually surfs at night

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