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Those are countries.

I'm not going to argue that nicotine is not technically a drug. But I still think you sound like a square in calling it one.

Doesn't make anyone sound like less of a square calling it a drug.

Addicted to drugs!? We're talking about vaping here. Don't strain your hand clutching those pearls.

Humans have a religion shaped hole in them

lol

I would phrase it as, "What is 'up' and 'dog?'" Being extra clear but ruining the joke.

I was about to say how the host reads the questions to the contestants and that sounds to me like they ask the question.

Then I remembered this is Jeopardy! we're talking about and you are correct.

I come for the clean bum. I stay for the surprise enema.

This is indeed the best outcome.

Well, good for you. The town I live in has a Sonic, a McDonald's, a Mazzio's pizza, two local Tex Mex restaurants, and... a Subway.