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Sofa Loren in c/[email protected]
Netflix in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 hours ago

I was going to reprimand him for using the R word, but I think it might be ok for him to use it.

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STOP CALLING US WEIRD!! (hilariouschaos.com)
 
Netflix in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 hours ago

Bit salty after the debate, are we?

Weird in c/[email protected]
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Sofa Loren (hilariouschaos.com)
 
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Totally Ohio (hilariouschaos.com)
 
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They're eating the pets! (hilariouschaos.com)
 
Always have a backup plan in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

She wanted to be on even footing with the competition, but alas she couldn't find someone who fucks furniture to be VP.

How much should I charge Donald Trump for living in my head? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Ask for money up front

What was your first gaming computer or console? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Sega master system

But the first word processor we had was an Osbourne one.

What's on the menu guys ? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Lamb vindaloo, obviously.

Animal sacrifices on the rise in Queens with chickens, pigs being tortured in ‘twisted’ rituals in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Is RFK junior getting bored?

I wanna buy a gun soon in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Get one of these can't call yourself an American without one.

Read Apalachee High School shooting suspect's family's chilling threat in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Family's family. If my kid killed someone, I'd be the first to grab the bone saw.

I wish for a giant __________ to hit earth. in c/[email protected]
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Eat Poop and Live - Yale University Press (yalebooks.yale.edu)
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Would You Eat Your Own Poop to Improve Your Health? (www.nutritionalphysicaltherapy.com)
 

Fecal transplant for the win!

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What's the deal with the high fructose corn syrup? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

Plenty of sugar cane is grown in the states, why are you getting your sugar from corn.

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Tiësto is playing in my home town but I can't go because I have children. (hilariouschaos.com)
 

So sad

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Why do you not eat ass? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

Seriously, it's only polite.

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What caused the explosion i just witnessed? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

There's no indication on the local news yet. So here's your chance for a big scoop! It happened in an industrial part of town. As well as the normal emergency services I saw a helicopter circling the area.

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Canarian dude reverse pole vaulting (youtu.be)
 

Salto del pastor.

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Norwegian man takes a bath (youtu.be)
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