esc27

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[–] esc27 3 points 3 weeks ago

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam

[–] esc27 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow to no legs?

Ground beef

[–] esc27 7 points 3 weeks ago

I misread that as TikTok banning looming and spent far too much time wondering what looming is. Some sort of viral textile meme ...

[–] esc27 4 points 3 weeks ago

If nothing else, the next four years should be one hell of a puppet show.

[–] esc27 65 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Tales from mage support:

Mage: how can I help you

Lord: I was scrying local ladies when all the sudden my crystal ball started screaming that I have the pox and need to throw 100 gold under the bridge to cure it.

Mage: ... tell me you didn't throw gold under the bridge

Lord: ...

Mage: ...

Lord: so anyway you repollished the crystal last week so this is your fault. Fix it.

[–] esc27 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The tavern scene with side character reminiscent of some one from the real world gave me a sort of Wizard of Oz vibe, which is how I realized the Wizard of Oz was an isekai… It does seem likely this will all resolve as having been essentially a dream.

Hopefully now that we are passed the intro and her usefulness is proven to the team the show can develop past the generic monster of the day formula.

[–] esc27 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

As much as I loved the first episode I hated the second. The fourth wall breaking was fine once, maybe twice, then horribly annoying. None of the “comedy” landed for me, especially when it all derives from the girl desperately trying to escape from a cage with everyone around her seeming working against her. Hopefully the next episode will be better.

[–] esc27 13 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's not a real mustang unless it was born and bred in Mustang, Oklahoma. Others are just sparkling horses.

[–] esc27 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I loved D2 and yes D3. But 4... I've tried to play it twice and gave up. It is just such a giant expanse of soul sucking nothing that I've not been able to find any "fun" in the game.

[–] esc27 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh god... Rey and Kylo Ren are supposed to be the reincarnation of Anakin and Padme aren't they.

[–] esc27 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Lots of nice details in this… That nostril flare animation… the way the music immediately cut out when they reached the castle… all the camera focuses on the instructor’s stick but without any scenes of abuse… the lifeless, but not completely dead look in her eyes after the time skip…

I’m not sure how it will transition out of the prolog, but this episode could stand alone as a short.

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