personally, i know it would have made me feel quite cross about the whole situation.
esadatari
“why did he sit down on it to shit even with the seat up?”
the person monitoring it hasn’t been able to sleep for ten days since the no seat incident.
to know all the answers is… forbidden knowledge
Do you have to politely request at times?
you have a good day too mr or ms gentle giant
may your mouth be full of fishy
fuckin wow multiboxers i swear
Seige on, young Trebber
mfs had batteries, sheit
the good news is if it’s the sphinx you have a get out of jail free card, it’s a historically repeated act to graffiti the sphinx.
have at. nobody can stop you in your heart. draw a dick on that sphinx.
“oh your son of god died on a cross and now you gotta wear it on your chest and plaster your car? it was 2000 years ago get over it!”
that’s a spicy take rudy.
also my favorite part of the entire article is “guliani doesn’t elaborate on other instances when the red sea was parted”
like, obviously, but this felt so needlessly hilarious to add in as a detail in the article
hey google u’s a bitch
oooh,
sprawled across the floor the cat and its belly trap set waiting to commence