early user testing of the new service reports are that the iconic tweet sound will be replaced by an ai-generated voice recording of deceased rapper DMX’s iconic canine-esque barking even though DMX’s estate has not given permission nor will they receive any compensation.
when sending messages, it will make a sound of “x gonna give it to ya”. again, no compensation to be had to the DMX estate, nor the ruff ryders.
more news at 11
about who? what? must’ve been the wind
sheit, i’m not convinced this is isn’t an official effort driven by the studio to promote the movie by some viral means
this is some genius fuckin advertising if it is, and it’s hilarious free advertising if it isn’t
red shift always on its way out i fucking swear
none of them, i’d rather not have any extra data on me out there that’s digitally storing it anywhere, even locally.
i keep my odometer and a pulse monitor with me, but they’re both local dumb.
feeling it in me bones
at the old dive bar i used to go to, at the end of the night, they’d clear your tab if you could finish a glass from the trough without throwing up.
this has a special wrenching in my stomach to think about
right but i never imagined the muppet biting a pillow saying deeper daddy in a goofy fuckin voice
you see, according to texas politics, it’s only fraud if they lose, if they win it’s just fine, no voter fraud here boss.
speaking as a left leaning texan
the thought of a muppet being a bottom is intriguing
personally i can’t stand it when it’s something i tune in for only for the content and they insist on putting themselves in there to build their own brand or whatever.
it’s like, “dude i came for the fucking spider, show me the fucking spider.”
the character’s chosen times to smile seems to match up with my pet peeve is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯