edgemaster72

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[–] edgemaster72 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think this is asking if something seen in movies could happen in real life, but I first read it as getting something implanted when going to see a movie and couldn't figure out why no one was asking why you would do this.

[–] edgemaster72 16 points 2 weeks ago

Hatred for C suite leeches is a pre-existing condition, charges are denied

[–] edgemaster72 6 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Lemmy told me that raccoon in German literally translates as "washing bear" and I still think about that at least once a week

[–] edgemaster72 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm in this picture an... eh, what's the point

[–] edgemaster72 4 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Yeah but have you seen those trees where the canopies are all like perfectly interlocked, not overlapping at all, and they're just chilling together, being bros and sharing sunlight? That sounds pretty fucking sweet.

[–] edgemaster72 2 points 2 weeks ago

I have binders full of criticisms. They're more like concepts of criticisms, really. But still, binders of them.

[–] edgemaster72 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As if the almighty son of God couldn't just set up a temple whenever and wherever he wants, gotta make sure the locals are on board. By any means necessary (White American Jesus loves that shit)

So instead, let's make sure the area is controlled by the people whose attitude towards Jesus is "eh, guy was alright, I guess. #NotMyMessiah" Not to say there should be another crusade for Christianity to retake the area and... shit, someone's probably planning that too, aren't they?

[–] edgemaster72 4 points 2 weeks ago

Only one I don't get is go-go music for Virginia/Maryland/Delaware. Is that a big thing there?

[–] edgemaster72 37 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] edgemaster72 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not creative enough to come up with one, but I just wanted to add: don't confuse Christmassy with christmussy

[–] edgemaster72 12 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Maybe I'm weird but never in my life have I just gone to a theater and hoped there was something interesting enough showing to draw me in just from a title or maybe a poster in the lobby. I just can't imagine pre-allocating my time and money to such a venture on a whim with little to no idea of what I might be getting in to.

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