edgemaster72

I believe certain job fields come much closer to being 1:1 as well, though I've only heard that anecdotally

My mom just got a smart phone for the first time this year, but thankfully she has no interest in using it as anything but a phone

I'll be honest, I forgot there was a + button to make a new tab. Now I wanna get rid of it, that's space that I could put more tabs.

Final Fantasy XI. Something like 400-500 days, so roughly 10k hours. Though I haven't seriously played since 2011.

That'll pair nicely with the toothy bj that the artist's name promises

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

"doesn't compromise on sleep" = sleeps 4 hours every other day

Move your feet, lose your seat

If only there were some way to know this is what he'd do.

Narrator: Meanwhile, at every Trump rally:

Ain't no rules says a dog can't surf, so we can rule that out as a way to cheat at surfing.

Good thing my account is noun-noun-number, wouldn't want people getting suspicious of me