edgemaster72

Pull every expired visa, rubber stamp the pardons for all of them on the off chance the person overstayed. I think you can limit the pardon only to the "crime" of overstaying, so you'd avoid pardoning actual criminals. That would get you most of the way there.

I think this is asking if something seen in movies could happen in real life, but I first read it as getting something implanted when going to see a movie and couldn't figure out why no one was asking why you would do this.

Hatred for C suite leeches is a pre-existing condition, charges are denied

Lemmy told me that raccoon in German literally translates as "washing bear" and I still think about that at least once a week

I'm in this picture an... eh, what's the point

Yeah but have you seen those trees where the canopies are all like perfectly interlocked, not overlapping at all, and they're just chilling together, being bros and sharing sunlight? That sounds pretty fucking sweet.

I have binders full of criticisms. They're more like concepts of criticisms, really. But still, binders of them.

As if the almighty son of God couldn't just set up a temple whenever and wherever he wants, gotta make sure the locals are on board. By any means necessary (White American Jesus loves that shit)

So instead, let's make sure the area is controlled by the people whose attitude towards Jesus is "eh, guy was alright, I guess. #NotMyMessiah" Not to say there should be another crusade for Christianity to retake the area and... shit, someone's probably planning that too, aren't they?

Only one I don't get is go-go music for Virginia/Maryland/Delaware. Is that a big thing there?

3, sir!

I'm not creative enough to come up with one, but I just wanted to add: don't confuse Christmassy with christmussy