At the same time
edgemaster72
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Slavers were so into owning human beings that they performed one of the biggest self-owns in history
If I had a time machine, I'd use it to go back in time and hand him a microphone to drop after that magnificent piece of writing
Give the poor kids coal, they yearn for the mines
Who gets naming rights for the river? I think Cincinnati River sounds alright.
On behalf of the Indiana delegation: approved
Now do all the others
Keep the star, add Puerto Rico, or if they decline, Washington DC
Pull every expired visa, rubber stamp the pardons for all of them on the off chance the person overstayed. I think you can limit the pardon only to the "crime" of overstaying, so you'd avoid pardoning actual criminals. That would get you most of the way there.
I think this is asking if something seen in movies could happen in real life, but I first read it as getting something implanted when going to see a movie and couldn't figure out why no one was asking why you would do this.
Hatred for C suite leeches is a pre-existing condition, charges are denied
Lemmy told me that raccoon in German literally translates as "washing bear" and I still think about that at least once a week
Random internet commenters urge open-door hearings on all Trump picks