drzoidberg

joined 2 years ago
[–] drzoidberg 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

All that right wing screeching about buttery males was just them begging for more Hunter Biden dick pics. They're salivating at the hope of more pics. They literally can't get enough of Hunter Bidens dick.

[–] drzoidberg 1 points 2 years ago

What a missed opportunity for an untapped market.

[–] drzoidberg 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I was promised the fediverse was a lawless place where we could discuss whatever we wanted. What I'm now hearing is that I'll need to find somewhere else to discuss my plans for genetically engineered mice, one with a 9th level genius, and the other somewhat insane?

This is bullshit and I demand a refund!

[–] drzoidberg 69 points 2 years ago

It's only slippery if you don't have proper footing when punching a Nazi.

If you can't ensure proper footing, or are unable to properly punch, a baseball bat will suffice. Preferably a wooden baseball bat, as aluminum bats flex more than wood, and you don't want any give when hitting a Nazi with your bat.

Aim for the knees, so the cowardly Nazi can't run away, like the coward it is. Once it's on the ground, you can continue to work the rest of the body. Stay away from the head! I cannot emphasize that enough. You want the Nazi to remain conscious, so it can feel it's bones shatter.

[–] drzoidberg 1 points 2 years ago

Looks like lemmotif is in super beta and can't even add an account. It does load pretty quickly though.

[–] drzoidberg 4 points 2 years ago

Yea I made like 4 accounts with .world being the last, because I thought I needed an account for every instance. I'm now learning I don't need to do that.

[–] drzoidberg 78 points 2 years ago (2 children)

As a doctor of humanology, I have examined and can confirm this is the real Obama.

[–] drzoidberg 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] drzoidberg 54 points 2 years ago (4 children)

He's such a lil piss baby.

[–] drzoidberg 2 points 2 years ago

I've got an ultra wide, and two 27" monitors, and wish I had 2 more 27" sometimes.

[–] drzoidberg 3 points 2 years ago

Get yourself banned. I don't think they restore content of banned accounts.

[–] drzoidberg 15 points 2 years ago

RedditSync checking in. Looking forward to the LemmySync app in development.

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