They should have either boosted the Pentium brand by not selling low-range CPUs under that name or sunset the name much earlier. Pentium doesn't end on a high note.
And Celeron was always crap, that's the hill I'll die on. Always underpowered, never the budget choice IMO.
You aren't happy with your selection of free software and still have the audacity to call the people behind that names? You didn't even read the article did you.
Be a "decent" person yourself and start your own browser. We'll happily judge.