cedarmesa

joined 2 years ago
[–] cedarmesa 6 points 7 months ago

Better than steve from blues clues? Doubt.

[–] cedarmesa 8 points 7 months ago

*strokes hate boner while blocking tregetour. Mmmm, yea, you like it like that dontcha.

[–] cedarmesa 23 points 7 months ago (4 children)

How many of you read this headline and considered how much money youd save on rent?

[–] cedarmesa 12 points 7 months ago

I thought this too. Current events spurred me to look at history for context. Quoting Ed Abbey; "Neoconservative? Theres nothing new about it, its old as time and evil as hell."

[–] cedarmesa 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

They put wheels on an i-phone

[–] cedarmesa 3 points 7 months ago

Reducto ad absurdum

[–] cedarmesa 11 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Every sentence you made should be illegal. Designing guns to be less safe should land ceo's in prison.

[–] cedarmesa 80 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] cedarmesa 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Supreme court hears arguments on how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop. Gorsuch said "We are very serious people." Justice barrett, wearing pigtails and licking a lollipop excitedly responded "I skipped the line!"

[–] cedarmesa 20 points 7 months ago

Narcissists see inaction as permission

[–] cedarmesa 2 points 7 months ago

They may claim colorado. We dont claim them. Get bent fascists.

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