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'The Crow' reboot was 16 years in the making. It's finally out, and critics say it's 'tedious' and 'unfathomably awful.' in c/movies

What was the last movie you watched? in c/asklemmy

[–] biofaust 2 points 3 months ago

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem.

Warmly recommended to kids and adults alike. Fantastic style, cool action sequences, top-notch voice acting and cool story. It may seem derivative of Spiderman Into the Spider verse, but it's better in many respects.

'Embarrassing for Putin': Russian territory is under occupation for the first time since WWII in c/world

[–] biofaust 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You mean Putin, the Poisoner of Underwear?

The Hulk would be FUCKING TERRIFYING if he only became The Hulk when he was horny. in c/showerthoughts

[–] biofaust 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Good like having Disney depicting that.

I need help devising a "reverse Movember" in c/[email protected]

[–] biofaust 1 points 3 months ago

Man! The moustache is the only thing I don't want to shave! It's Movember.

Artists say Putin’s push for patriotism is killing Russian culture in c/world

[–] biofaust 2 points 3 months ago

I don't wish any such thing to the Russian people as a whole, against whom I have absolutely nothing. The thought of it as a possibility deeply saddens me.

Artists say Putin’s push for patriotism is killing Russian culture in c/world

[–] biofaust 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That's how we lost the possibility of a Metro 2033 film

Bidet users, how do you dry your ass afterward? in c/asklemmy

[–] biofaust 1 points 4 months ago

Doesn't it get just damp and smooth? How can you scrub properly with that?

Anyway good to know what they are for when there is no bidet in sight.

Bidet users, how do you dry your ass afterward? in c/asklemmy

[–] biofaust 2 points 4 months ago (3 children)

You mean "while" showering? With the water running?

Bidet users, how do you dry your ass afterward? in c/asklemmy

[–] biofaust 1 points 4 months ago

My doubt about that is that, if you washed properly, it takes a lot of (usual 3 layers) toilet paper to dry the crack properly.

Bidet users, how do you dry your ass afterward? in c/asklemmy

[–] biofaust 2 points 4 months ago (5 children)

What do you mean we don't use them? Those are exactly what I just described above.

Is anyone else highly concerned with the SCOTUS ruling that the POTUS is immune from criminal liability? in c/asklemmy

[–] biofaust 4 points 4 months ago

Only positive thing that could theoretically come out of this, for me as a European, is that some US representatives will finally stop going around saying that you are the greatest democracy on this planet. Problem is, the US nationals who usually utter such BS are not the ones able to realize how anti-democratic this is. As a US citizen with a working brain, I would be in DC now.

This is the worst you got to, up to now, going full circle from colony of a monarchy to monarchy.

It is time to distance ourselves until you get your shit together.