Oooo I hate those Mongolians, they ruined my shitty wok
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Daaamn they are some clean tape joins
Imagine we couldn't actively breathe but instead got all out air by running into the air to force it into your lungs
Sounds terrifying, how do they sleep?
We had RSS feeds that would auto download the latest episode, then you could copy it to your ipod
You forget how long sites took to load over 33.6k, and how limited your options were for email before Gmail became popular. Free email plans were measured in megabytes, and you could only send like 200k worth of attachments per message.
YOU JUST HAVE TO WAKE UP
PLEASE
JUST WAKE UP
I had a thought of some archaeologists dusting off a first-gen ipad and peering at it through a microscope
GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!
I HAVE MADE LOVE TO THIS MACHINE
.. AND I RETROSPECT, I ASK WHY
I could have sworn I once accidentally left a spoon in a casserole I was heating up and it started sparking...
YOU WOULD HAVE A QUEEEEEN