bfg9k

joined 2 years ago
[–] bfg9k 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

YOU WOULD HAVE A QUEEEEEN

[–] bfg9k 27 points 1 year ago

Oooo I hate those Mongolians, they ruined my shitty wok

[–] bfg9k 7 points 1 year ago

Daaamn they are some clean tape joins

[–] bfg9k 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine we couldn't actively breathe but instead got all out air by running into the air to force it into your lungs

Sounds terrifying, how do they sleep?

[–] bfg9k 51 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] bfg9k 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We had RSS feeds that would auto download the latest episode, then you could copy it to your ipod

[–] bfg9k 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You forget how long sites took to load over 33.6k, and how limited your options were for email before Gmail became popular. Free email plans were measured in megabytes, and you could only send like 200k worth of attachments per message.

[–] bfg9k 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

YOU JUST HAVE TO WAKE UP

PLEASE

JUST WAKE UP

[–] bfg9k 11 points 1 year ago

I had a thought of some archaeologists dusting off a first-gen ipad and peering at it through a microscope

[–] bfg9k 7 points 1 year ago

GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!

[–] bfg9k 8 points 1 year ago

I HAVE MADE LOVE TO THIS MACHINE

.. AND I RETROSPECT, I ASK WHY

[–] bfg9k 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I could have sworn I once accidentally left a spoon in a casserole I was heating up and it started sparking...

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