overview for ben16w

mmm biocrust in c/[email protected]

[–] ben16w 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I got "harry potter and the rash on the way home"

What do cats think you are to them? in c/asklemmy

[–] ben16w 4 points 1 month ago

I think they probably see us as stupid gods

Pansexuals in c/funny

[–] ben16w 2 points 2 months ago

Is that Laci Green?

Mary Oliver, "The Buddha's Last Instruction" in c/poetry

[–] ben16w 2 points 3 months ago

The one I posted is my favourite poem but I've not read any others of hers, I give them a read.

Mary Oliver, "The Buddha's Last Instruction" in c/poetry

[–] ben16w 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I Worried

By Mary Oliver

I worried a lot. Will the garden grow, will the rivers flow in the right direction, will the earth turn as it was taught, and if not how shall I correct it?

Was I right, was I wrong, will I be forgiven, can I do better?

Will I ever be able to sing, even the sparrows can do it and I am, well, hopeless.

Is my eyesight fading or am I just imagining it, am I going to get rheumatism, lockjaw, dementia?

Finally I saw that worrying had come to nothing. And gave it up. And took my old body and went out into the morning, and sang.

This is seriously trippy in c/[email protected]

[–] ben16w 2 points 4 months ago

Omg that's such a good description for it, I used to get them all the time. Thought I was the only one...

Monitrust - a minimal self-hosted server monitoring tool in c/[email protected]

[–] ben16w 3 points 4 months ago

Get some screenshots in the readme!

The app that promised to ‘use AI to weed out daters with STIs’ has been shut down in c/technology

[–] ben16w 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How was it supposed to work? Was it supposed to scan received dick pics of anything gross because people do have eyes they could use...

Yesterday, the temperature was in the 80's. in c/mildlyinteresting

[–] ben16w 7 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I'm really hoping that's in Fahrenheit

It must confuse English learners to hear phrases like, "I'm home", instead of "I am at home." We don't say I'm school, or I'm post office. in c/showerthoughts

[–] ben16w 4 points 7 months ago

One of my favourites to think about is "How are you?". Taken literally that question makes no sense. "How are you?" "Well one day my parents had sex and I sort of grew from there...."

A NYC police officer hanging over Times Square, 1920 in c/historyporn

[–] ben16w 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The first image is some Instagram photos and the second image is a different person bouldering

Banned - exocomics in c/[email protected]

[–] ben16w 2 points 8 months ago

What's Simon doing in a cat cafe?

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Why did the baker have smelly hands? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by ben16w to c/dadjokes

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Because he kneaded a poo.