bazus1

joined 2 years ago
[–] bazus1 15 points 6 months ago

They're really missing that Epstein Express, aren't they.

[–] bazus1 -5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

In this talk, I'll explain how to not rub your Sin-Spots. Step one: look at your hands. Step two: look at your Downstairs. Well, I mean only as long as necessary. Actually, skip step two. Step three: don't fondle your Cupid's Warehouse with your hands. Repeat if necessary.

[–] bazus1 7 points 6 months ago

IKR I'm so glad I can pronounce Aluminum the right way.

[–] bazus1 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

JD Vance has an obsession with Indian ~~women~~ couches.

FTFY

[–] bazus1 9 points 6 months ago

"no boot Nobember"?

[–] bazus1 26 points 6 months ago

Donald Trump is ideally suited to expand Kamala Harris' appeal across the ideological spectrum.

[–] bazus1 14 points 6 months ago

I cut D+ loose last Oct when they doubled prices and dusted off the ol' sloop. I'm just sorry I can't protest similarly a second time.

[–] bazus1 4 points 6 months ago

What's this? The consequences of his own actions?!?

[–] bazus1 81 points 6 months ago
[–] bazus1 6 points 6 months ago

No alcohol here sir, you just smell the mozzarella.

[–] bazus1 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

the hydration / refractory period is good for at least twelve paragraphs.

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