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Well if you'd stop stroking your private-personal-spaces, you wouldn't have this problem.
I think there's plenty of people (myself included) that had to deal with itching like this before even discovering what masturbation is
...what? Are you one of those anti-fap weirdos?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
That's not how anything works...
Explain please
In this talk, I'll explain how to not rub your Sin-Spots. Step one: look at your hands. Step two: look at your Downstairs. Well, I mean only as long as necessary. Actually, skip step two. Step three: don't fondle your Cupid's Warehouse with your hands. Repeat if necessary.
That's not the question 😭😭 why does rubby rubby make hand itchy explain that
Oh, well, uh, sin is secreted... um... something something demons something itchy. I'll be honest, I just wanted to spout euphemisms for penis and vagina, and it wasn't well received. Carry on.