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dumb normie boss greeted me on my birthday

i specifically told her last year i don't appreciate the gesture. ofc the idiot didn't care to remove it from her calendar.

perhaps if i completely ignore the account-wide announcement the fucking bitch will remember

no wait actually she forgot last year and i was glad she did HA

pukinanginang normies. HAHAHA

gusto weekly potluck. dami niyong time at headspace mag isip at mag effort ng lulutuin or babaunin.

pake ko ba. enjoy niyo yan pero wag niyo ko idamay sa ka-normiehan niyo HAHAHA

saka kung makareklamo dun sa commissioned na lunch. ang binabayaran po dun yung effort saka yung fact na hindi mo na kailangan mag isip masyado. bat gusto pa nila yung tipong pang restaurant. pwede ka namang hindi umorder tas magdala kayo ng luto niyo. saka sa totoo lang masarap naman di lang kayo marunong pumili ng ulam

saka sa HMO. kung makaasa sa HMO kala mo naman talaga hindi pantanga yang privatized fucking bullshit na yan. kaya hindi tayo magkakaron ng matinong universal healthcare dahil kagat tayo ng kagat diyan sa putang sistemang yan tas pag mag aavail ka andami pang kaputahan na gusto, pila dito, pirma dito, limited choices, putang fucking bullshit patay na kung patay kesa matulad tayo sa US na may kabobohang babayaran monthly tapos meron pa ring kaputahang copay na pagkamahal mahal. palibhasa di niyo mabitawan yang katangahang pagvavape at yosi at inom niyo at magpupulutan ng kung ano-anong unhealthy shit tas magtataka bat may gout at putang KLJDSFKJLSDFJKLSDJKLF NORMIEEEESSSS FUCK PUTANGINA

sometimes i catch myself thinking about trying to improve the quality of my life but then i remember i'm already supposed to be dead 😎💀

putangina yung nadaanan kong kotse kanina may bayag na pink HAHAHAHA

know who masturbated to you and why

if there is an afterlife and a freely accessible knowledge tally stats thing of everything, i'd like the complete list of this please. ang pera madaling kitain yan. HAHAHAHA

pretty cute that one of the most iconic characters to represent "career" girlboss women is named Married-a

le me getting braces adjusted

dentist's assistant: probably referencing some life problem that ppl in the clinic know about hayyyy gusto ko nalang mamatay

staff: huy lah pst hoyyy

dentist: huyy it is never the solution di baa kahit ano pang ano mahirap ano dapat laban lang tayo ganon di ba di ba di ba

me partly believing otherwise based on experience: 😁😁😁

coach diff nga ata HAHA

P899 Akari Mosquito Lamp thing killed at least 5 mosquitoes overnight than a P250 mosquito lamp thing from Lazada did in 5 days

yet we continue to buy their products, probably costs the same to produce as a bunch of bananas. what a global superpower meta in 2023

this is why China man numba wan

im just realizing that "kusina" is much closer to "cuisine" than it is to "kitchen"

it's really hard to deny that my brain is just ooga booga

holy shit i just assembled stuff in my blender for it to not run because i forgot it was already low on battery 💀💀

it could've been worse. but it's a really cute first to have a deconstructed smoothie. FUCK

ah fuk i think at this point i can give up trying to figure out how the roaches are finding their way in