archonet

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[–] archonet 9 points 1 year ago

I knew coming in here they'd be an absolute shitshow and they have not disappointed a bit

[–] archonet -1 points 1 year ago

I skipped denial and went straight to the "anger" phase of grief for about half a year and lived purely out of spite (for context: dumped on Christmas day via text), tried filling the void by trying to find someone again thereafter for about a year and a half before finally deciding people suck and dating isn't worth the effort. If someone falls out of the sky into my lap, hooray, but I'm done wasting my time on it.

[–] archonet -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You're still here?

And oh, by the way, I think I can in fact determine that people who fetishize animals or children (either or) are not good people -- that's the nice thing, glaring deficits in a person's morality that big are kind of hard to miss. :D

Byebye now! ^^

[–] archonet -1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's fine, I still accept your concession. :)

[–] archonet -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Actually I'm gay, but I can't blame you for being wrong -- you've demonstrated a marked habit for it. And now you're not even trying to refute what I say. That's okay, I accept your concession. Better luck next time, dogfucker!

[–] archonet -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Abstracting it also doesn't change the reality, super chief. Animals are animals and humans are humans, there is no "gotcha" you have to change this fact -- not cartoon characters nor catgirls -- if you were attracted to humans, you'd jerk off to regular porn featuring humans like the rest of us. But nice try anyways.

And as an aside, I'm guessing you were a big fan of Disney growing up. It's my personal theory the reason dogfuckers exist is because of shitty parents who park their kids in front of a TV set and let the colorful talking animals raise their children for them in their formative years, which then translates into warped sexual preferences around puberty. That sound about right, champ? You first beat off to a cartoon character? I'm reckoning so.

[–] archonet 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

Oh no, please continue defending the fetishization of animals like it doesn't make you look like an animal fucker, it amuses me greatly. :D

See the reality is that jerking it to animals fucking is still jerking it to animals fucking, regardless of whatever fiction you like to tell yourself. See I really don't care about that last part, the reality is yer still jerking off to animals. Which, again, not all that different from the pedophile who jerks it to loli and justifies it with "akshually she's a 12000 year old goddess in the form of a 9 year old". They're still a pedophile. If you like your fiction you tell yourself to sleep at night, why, good for you champ! Your reality distortion field only covers you, though. Doesn't mean I have to indulge it. c:

[–] archonet 1 points 1 year ago

"I CAST HEADSHOT, MORTALS" used to be my name in TF2 around Halloween!

[–] archonet 84 points 1 year ago (26 children)

Dating is different for gay people? Since when? I'm gay and dating is a neverending slog of trying to find one decent functional adult in a sea of jackasses. How is this different?

[–] archonet -1 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Yyyyyyeeeeaaahhhhhh no that doesn't hold water. See, fetishizing animals is wrong, and I don't know if you know this, but they also do that. A lot.

And I don't know if you know this, but being the guy defending loli and shota still makes you a pedophile, just the same as being the guy defending fetishizing animals makes you a dogfucker.

It's okay, I still forgive your stupidity.

[–] archonet 2 points 1 year ago

Constance Neutropenic Fever

Well, I suppose it could be worse.

[–] archonet -2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Hello, Tumblr. By the time "we are all here", the acronym will include the alphabet, numerals, and quite possibly other glyphs (if someone throws an emoji on there so help me god). Human sexuality is varied and diverse if you haven't noticed. I am not learning an acronym long enough to singlehandedly win a game of Scrabble just so everyone can feel special. Not happening, sport, and most people would agree -- which is why this will never catch on and Tumblrinas need to stop trying to force it to.

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