amanaftermidnight

Not to be dramatic but I would die for Nagato 💜

It's the classic "smell of freshly cooked breakfast wafting from the window and pulling strangers outside into the house" thing

The trend of dropping all vowels implies schwa subsuming them all.

Scientist: Finds the most useless element.
Also scientist: Names it after France 💀💀

Enshittification hitting the physical realm is pain.

$10,000 per gallon

You actually get even more than what little you pay, because owning Portal/2 opens up access to a number of great Portal mods that are free! There's also the unfathomable depth of custom workshop maps, if you're inclined to sign up for the infinite testing initiative.

McMansions BC™

IIRC Steam lets people who purchased (or rather add to their library) a game access to it indefinitely. A famous example was second party side-scrolling half-life game named Codename Gordon. It's delisted but still available with the right steam command. I personally also have a source mod on steam on my account where it had been delisted due to potential lawsuit but I can still play it if I wanted.

WB: "we hate money"

if the internet says it's a meme, then it is ;)