aeronmelon

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[–] aeronmelon 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The court jester is done making jokes.

[–] aeronmelon 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I need context.

[–] aeronmelon 20 points 3 weeks ago
[–] aeronmelon 188 points 3 weeks ago (12 children)

JFK to LAX, any % of passengers.

[–] aeronmelon 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s my elementary school gym teacher.

[–] aeronmelon 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (7 children)

So many Japanese creatives, so many creatives everywhere, swear up and down they’re at the end and can’t continue on.

Guess what? They keep coming back. How many time has Hayao Miyazaki come back from retirement now?

The only thing that stops people like this is death.

[–] aeronmelon 52 points 3 weeks ago

Oh look, animal abuse.

[–] aeronmelon 48 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

“Danger! Danger! High voltage.

When we touch, when we kiss”

[–] aeronmelon 6 points 4 weeks ago

[ CODEC CALL ]

[ CODEC CALL ]

[ CODEC CALL ]

“Colonel, this is Snake. I’m at the disposal facility.”

“Good work, age hasn’t slowed you down one bit.”

[–] aeronmelon 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

A nearby Ouiji board spells out: Y O U R T U R N

[–] aeronmelon 109 points 4 weeks ago (8 children)

Neighbors: “ACAB!”

Dog: “Please, I’m retired.”

[–] aeronmelon 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Chekov = The Monkees

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