aeronmelon

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[–] aeronmelon 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Was the worker German?

Klar means Clear.

[–] aeronmelon 66 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Meanwhile, at the suspect’s hideout:

[–] aeronmelon 13 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Unless you’re that store’s manager, you should be more upset that people who are hungry aren’t being fed to the point they resort to theft.

Actually, you should be more upset by that either way. I understand not wanting to support theft of food just to eat but something is wrong when you condemn it.

[–] aeronmelon 40 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

Maybe so. But if there’s any possibility it’s a genuine need, don’t ruin a baby’s chance to get fed.

[–] aeronmelon 109 points 2 weeks ago (14 children)

If you see anyone of any age stealing food, no you didn’t.

[–] aeronmelon 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

May the rest of them be tried in court and sued so that all their blood money gets repurposed into something useful instead of just being willed to their entitled children.

[–] aeronmelon 40 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Mario and Luigi buff and shirtless makes me see 1920s strongmen on the beach in Long Island lifting dumbbells to impress the ladyfolk.

[–] aeronmelon 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Check your judgmental shit at the door, lady, that’s a doctor who’s great at her job.

[–] aeronmelon 4 points 2 weeks ago

lol “YOUR COMMUTER PASS HAS EXPIRED!”

The reason why the E353s have such a big nose is because, like the E259s on the Narita Express, they have double doors that open up to reveal a gangway. The way the doors open is very robotic.

[–] aeronmelon 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I certainly hope so.

Hey, God? It’s me, Aeron. Please wait until the current pandemic has come to a complete stop before starting another one.

[–] aeronmelon 2 points 2 weeks ago

Some people have no luck at all.

[–] aeronmelon 2 points 2 weeks ago

“Mr. president, are you suggesting we blow up the moon?”

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