_apokalipto_

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Lucy Vixen in c/[email protected]
[–] _apokalipto_ 2 points 1 week ago

You need bigger hands!

I Worked For MrBeast, He's A Sociopath in c/videos
[–] _apokalipto_ 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Have a look at Bobby Fingers.

Now that it's mostly over, how did Crowdstrike affect you? in c/asklemmy
[–] _apokalipto_ 3 points 3 months ago

The real question here

Monkey brain gonna monkey brain in c/lemmyshitpost
[–] _apokalipto_ 4 points 4 months ago

Stupid sexy Flanders..

Butter is serious business in c/memes
[–] _apokalipto_ 1 points 4 months ago

Do not put it in the fridge.... keep it a room temperature.

When you finally get to watch Discovery and realize it isn't actually an enormous pile of mugato dung in c/tenforward
[–] _apokalipto_ 2 points 4 months ago

Nice reference there!

If you've ever been attacked by a Canadian Goose, you understand in c/tenforward
[–] _apokalipto_ 2 points 4 months ago

Poor Fabio knows all about the goose..

Damn kids, get off my lawn! in c/lemmyshitpost
[–] _apokalipto_ 1 points 5 months ago

I immediately thought of Christian Slater when I read that.

Missing cold pizza in c/lemmyshitpost
[–] _apokalipto_ 1 points 5 months ago

Wait, what are you doing with the sausage exactly?

Beethoven's 9th Symphony in c/memes
[–] _apokalipto_ 4 points 5 months ago

Like when Bart taped all those megaphones together?

Yoga Pants Too Small in c/[email protected]
[–] _apokalipto_ 2 points 7 months ago

I hear she is still trying to pull them up to this day..

Gorgeous in c/[email protected]
[–] _apokalipto_ 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

AI generated?

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