ZoopZeZoop

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[–] ZoopZeZoop 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This is what he sees while tripping on acid. In reality he was naked and is now wrapped in newspaper and has a rusty colander on his head. He is actually collecting mushrooms with a plastic knife, though.

[–] ZoopZeZoop 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can we set up a bot to look up billions of random character combinations and put them out of business when they buy them all and can't sell them?

[–] ZoopZeZoop 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'm sure they were told by their supervisors to do this. These people don't fart without permission from above them. Take it from someone holding his farts.

[–] ZoopZeZoop 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There's a character in a game called Taskmaker that is just a big smiley face. If you talk to him he says something like, "Have a nice day." If you hit him, he gets upset and makes a sad face. If you then give him something of modest value, he makes a neutral face and says, "Have a day."

[–] ZoopZeZoop 52 points 3 weeks ago

I'm glad you said something! What a great conclusion to his comic.

[–] ZoopZeZoop 6 points 3 weeks ago

I'm cackling. I'm not even a mathematician.

[–] ZoopZeZoop 4 points 3 weeks ago

Yes! I haven't tried it on the Switch version, but im the OG version there were areas where you could set the gambits to target low-moderate HP enemies and hang out near high HP enemies that created lower HP enemies. When you added in heal and revive gambits, you could set it and come back to it in the morning many levels higher. Definitely died a few times when I wasn't watching, but I enjoyed setting up the contingencies. I also liked having max characters and destroying my opponents.

[–] ZoopZeZoop 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Privacy, information security, democracy. Others too, I'm sure.

[–] ZoopZeZoop 8 points 4 weeks ago

I bet it exists. I'd check Etsy, but I'm too lazy.

[–] ZoopZeZoop 6 points 4 weeks ago

The reputation of car dealerships is wrong. They took care of me. I got one of the highest interest rates they offer. They originally said 14%, but when I asked if there was any way they could make it higher, they increased it. I was expecting like 1%, but those swell guys increased it to 28%. That's customer service!

[–] ZoopZeZoop 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I was thinking cut up fruit for the multicolor given the heaped nature, but I also considered cereal.

[–] ZoopZeZoop 4 points 1 month ago

I took it to mean that if you weren't rich or beautiful, you would be censored. The censorship being a way to show that you weren't important.

Of course, that wouldn't actually be the case in real life, though it may feel that way. If we were looking through the lens from a big data company, it would be true that we're just one data point in a sea of data points, but they rely on the sea and the sea is made of me's.

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