ZoopZeZoop

joined 2 years ago
[โ€“] ZoopZeZoop 1 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe I'm old, but what is this one for? ๐Ÿ™ƒ

[โ€“] ZoopZeZoop 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't share this. The stylization is too cool to allow the assholes to see it and use it.

[โ€“] ZoopZeZoop 7 points 3 weeks ago

Well, we know he doesn't have any sense, but if he did, it would most certainly be overcome by his need to be the center of attention.

[โ€“] ZoopZeZoop 6 points 3 weeks ago

Ask the legislature. Some of those you can get other ways, but not all of them. Getting married does them all.

[โ€“] ZoopZeZoop 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

In the US at least:

What if they get seriously injured? How will you have rights about their care? To go and see them? What if you have great insurance, but they don't?

Marriage has tons of benefits over being unmarried, right or wrong. Plus, I enjoyed getting married. I also enjoy being married. Life is hard. My wife always has my back.

[โ€“] ZoopZeZoop 2 points 3 weeks ago

Is she corpulent? Very corpulent?

[โ€“] ZoopZeZoop 3 points 3 weeks ago

I touched it, but got sent away. It said it was a 2006. How was I supposed to know it was a 2008?

[โ€“] ZoopZeZoop 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yep. Right off. We had a funeral and everything.

[โ€“] ZoopZeZoop 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What part of the world are you from? I've had various melon-flavored sodas, but they were at World of Coke. I've never seen it in a restaurant.

[โ€“] ZoopZeZoop 6 points 3 weeks ago

That would make an interesting Cap'n Crunch Oops All Berries!

[โ€“] ZoopZeZoop 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You mean, it might be fruitful..? ๐Ÿ˜…

[โ€“] ZoopZeZoop 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This is what he sees while tripping on acid. In reality he was naked and is now wrapped in newspaper and has a rusty colander on his head. He is actually collecting mushrooms with a plastic knife, though.

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