Don't share this. The stylization is too cool to allow the assholes to see it and use it.
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Well, we know he doesn't have any sense, but if he did, it would most certainly be overcome by his need to be the center of attention.
Ask the legislature. Some of those you can get other ways, but not all of them. Getting married does them all.
In the US at least:
What if they get seriously injured? How will you have rights about their care? To go and see them? What if you have great insurance, but they don't?
Marriage has tons of benefits over being unmarried, right or wrong. Plus, I enjoyed getting married. I also enjoy being married. Life is hard. My wife always has my back.
Is she corpulent? Very corpulent?
I touched it, but got sent away. It said it was a 2006. How was I supposed to know it was a 2008?
Yep. Right off. We had a funeral and everything.
What part of the world are you from? I've had various melon-flavored sodas, but they were at World of Coke. I've never seen it in a restaurant.
That would make an interesting Cap'n Crunch Oops All Berries!
You mean, it might be fruitful..? ๐
This is what he sees while tripping on acid. In reality he was naked and is now wrapped in newspaper and has a rusty colander on his head. He is actually collecting mushrooms with a plastic knife, though.
Maybe I'm old, but what is this one for? ๐