It's a spiritual successor to System Shock 2, which was a pleasant surprise. Definitely agree that Neuroshock would have been a more fitting title. Probably publisher or C suite meddling.
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My party fought a purple worm recently. It devoured the cleric. Then the sorcerer used polymorph on it to turn it into a frog, which caused the cleric to get squeezed out of it like toothpaste in a tube and shot out of it and collided with the cavern ceiling, taking 'fall' damage. Then the cleric used divine intervention (successfully)... as a divine avatar they swooped down and crushed the frog between their hands, releasing a tidal wave of venemous worm viscera to wash over everyone causing them to take massive poison damage. Great fun :D
In terms of your plan, drilling a hole in the rod may cause it to lose function. Also a general rule about polymorph is that there needs to be room for the transformation, and a general rule for invalid creature placement is that creatures take a small amount of force damage and are moved to the closest available space. As your DM I'd probably say you couldn't end polymorph early while it's in the rod, and if you lost concentration or the duration expired, it would be shunted next to the rod and take 2d10 force damage.
Actually what I'd like to do is have the worm trapped in the rod, make you believe it died, and the next time you used it the worm would appear.
This implies the owl is a man, not a robot! It should be a strigiformoid!
Solutions to being too cold - put on more layers, get a hot beverage, do some light exercise
Solutions to being too hot - get to some AC, splash water on yourself, take off layers
The problem is that the first set of solutions is generally more accessible and work-friendly. I can't take off my shirt on a site visit for work (or even wear shorts, and being in damp sweaty clothes is miserable compared to being chilly and needing to warm up.
Your Walmart doesn't have self-checkout? Or other open lanes? It's one particular cashier? Regardless if she's harassing you like that you need to let her/management know.
I had no idea I even relied on them until they were down. My favorite podcast hosts through them and I had to find a workaround.
Well Nintendo is playtesting a Minecraft-style MMO so hopefully they've put resources towards better online play.
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Don't be embarrassed, nobody gives a shit about that stuff. Also... if you're using condoms... how would she not already know your dick size!?
I've been listening to Duett during work recently - Cycles, Borderline, and Movement are great albums to help me focus.