Zenjal

joined 1 year ago
[–] Zenjal 8 points 6 months ago

YOUR HONOR, I OBJECT! Why? BECAUSE INTS IN READABLY DAMNING TO MY CASE!!

[–] Zenjal 40 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I swear, I've read a few of these and they sound like they're playing some kinda fantasy tabletop game that's stupid thick with weird rules and builds, and their staring at all of us like "obviously you can mix a hexblade with an abrant mind for optimal spells and subtle spells, and the DM is pissed I got silvery barbs, but I showed him how it's an official spell so they should let me use it, but if i get aspect of the moon I don't have to sleep so I can short rest to replace my spells lots for free and then I can convert...."

[–] Zenjal 2 points 7 months ago

"Hurry Jerry! Parking lot F is just ahead, soo we will be able to start our new lives together!"

[–] Zenjal 56 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Careful where you do that, you could get grabbed by the feet and slammed into the wall by a pensioner

[–] Zenjal 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"I had to learn it from Phish"

[–] Zenjal 8 points 9 months ago

He still looks excited an happy in panel 3, which is fitting.

[–] Zenjal 32 points 9 months ago (4 children)

If I understand the argument correctly, a sitting president near the end of their term, like say shmoe shmiden, decided to order the death of his political rival Tonald Drump and then step down as president before getting impeached, he could cause they didn't impeach him before leaving office for said crime. I'm I getting that correct? I mean sure, in that hypothetical we'd have our first woman president for a very short time in the dumbest way, which is also on brand for the record.

[–] Zenjal 8 points 9 months ago

Imma broke bitch, it sucked giant ass when the biggie bag went from 4 to 5 then to 6 bucks in my area. There is no delusions of grandeur when eatin at Wendy's, is jus cheap an becoming less an less.

[–] Zenjal 6 points 9 months ago

On the other side is the blackberry logo, I wonder if it's supposed to jus be a store that sells both?

[–] Zenjal 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's cause a lot of those fucks are serious. The surround themselves with other mayonnaise Americans and don't physically see another race

[–] Zenjal 9 points 9 months ago

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[–] Zenjal 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But I love my Anubis gettin stuck on absolutely nothin, only for me to free him an watch him go right back to the same spot on my flat base and spin out

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