WhyDoYouPersist

There should be a ban on politicians doing lots of things they do; lying is a good start.

The real meaning of family values

Damn that zinger has aged exceptionally well.

This slaps

Yeah I feel like at the pace the earth works, we've pretty much guaranteed a couple of generations of misery even if we solve this today. It won't be solved today, not with the shit they have us fighting each other about. Meanwhile, Musk and Bezos saw Wall-E and have taken cues.

What a bummer! This looks like you impaled your hand with half a dozen spokes

Why do I get the feeling this is about to become another partisan topic?

My brain melts every headline I read

Seriously, every time I hear about it it looks like it would've been a prime spot for commuter rail.

You really made me feel like I was there, laughing at you like the rest

I don't really see how it didn't end well for the writer, just based on this article. Am I missing something besides like four tweets?

Every single time dude. Every time I see what a politician was paid to worsen their constituents' lives, the dollar amount tied to it is just never that remarkable, especially in the context of a world where Elon Musk gets a $56bn pay package for nothing in return.

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